Costco Efficient
The only way I can actually be sure to get a new bathing suit when I need one is to buy it at Costco. They don't have dressing rooms, so I don't have to go through the humiliation of looking at all my jiggly parts in huge mirrors, in bright glaring lights.
I get to try it on at home -- and then it's just too much trouble to take the damn thing back.
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posted by Bernie @ 8:15 a.m.
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Tired of the humiliation of looking at your jiggly parts in huge mirrors under bright glaring lights? Now there's a solution.
C-Tel's new "Look-oh-drool-oh-matic 1959". Just take the "Look-oh-drool-oh-matic 1959" into the dressing room with you. You get instant verbal and visual feedback on your bathing suit, lingerie or other clothing. Look-oh-drool-oh-matic 1959 also works in the bathroom for intimate personal grooming needs. It can even be used in the bedroom when other appliances just aren't enough!
The Look-oh-drool-oh-matic 1959 comes.
And it has a guarantee too!
The Look-oh-drool-oh-matic 1959 is available at C-Tel's warehouse store in Paris, Ontario.
Order now and you also get, the Tongue-O-Matic 1959, for even more feedback on your personal appearance. Hurry...quantities are limited.
Void where prohibited.
Batteries not included.
The Perfect Man may have to put it together...or take it apart if he finds out what it does.
Not for sale in Quebec.
Craig, let me guess. You were born in 1959, right?
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